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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the
side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a
lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said,
"Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
He forced himself to remove his hand.
However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her
leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm
129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but
the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will
find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your
job or you might miss a great opportunity!
CAN I GET
AN AMEN!!!!!
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Thanks to Mike Schenkler for sending this in. |
